I've had a wash and a shave and brushed my teeth so clean.
Wednesday, 31 October 2007
I've had a wash and a shave and brushed my teeth so clean.
Tuesday, 30 October 2007
The Library by Chopski.
Today I went to the library to borrow a new book
I only had ten minutes so had a very quick look.
The choice was very limited and nothing that I'd fancy
no Stephen King no John Grisham not even Thomas Clancy.
They had on show a lot of Cd's, DVDs and audio cassettes,
kids books, atlases and loads of books on pets.
I asked the aging assistant for erotica or pornography
she gave me two by Mills and Boon and I went home for my tea.
I am available for weddings, parties and bar mitzvahs. I'm so confident of my ability in Pissoem writing that if you leave a topic in the comments box I'll write a Pissoem about it. Might not be today or tomorrow but sometime!!
Sunday, 28 October 2007
So here are some diet facts;
It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.
It's something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight.
The problem with curbing our appetites is that most of us do it at the drive in window of McDonalds.
The most fattening thing you can put in an ice cream sundae is a spoon.
The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes one weak.
Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
Diets are for women who not only kept their girlish figure but doubled it.
A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
Many women reduce and reduce, yet still never manage to become a bargain.
The best way to lose weight is by skipping ... snacks and desert.
Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two...alone.
People go to Weight Watchers to learn their lessens.
A diet is the modern-day meal in which a family counts its calories instead of its blessings.
A diet is what you go on when not only can't you fit into the store's dresses, you can't fit into the dressing room.
One guideline applies to fat and thin people alike: If you're thin, don't eat fast. If you're fat, don't eat - FAST.
I CAN'T be held responsible for any of these facts as I stole them from a web page!!
Friday, 26 October 2007
Sunday, 21 October 2007
Thursday, 18 October 2007
Monday, 15 October 2007
Sunday, 14 October 2007
This week Ian Botham was Knighted by the Queen and well deserved I say. Not that I would condone everything that he got up too but hey, most people do something they regret now and then. When I was younger 'Beefy' was a hero of mine, a top class sportsman who would give his all for his sport and still be able to let his hair down. Just having him in your team would have been a bonus, even not on form it would have been like having an extra man. Then the charity walks, he raised a fortune when he could have been at home with his feet up!
Friday, 12 October 2007
I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise but due to the urgency of this transaction.First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction, this is by virtue of it's nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. There is no doubt that trust conceptually is a conundrum which leadsitself to deferring interpretation, we have decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.
I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA(BOA). I came to know you in my private search for a reliable and reputable person to handle this Confidential Transaction, which involves thetransfer of a huge sum of money to a foreign account requiring maximum confidence.
I am writing to you, following the impressive information received about you from the chambers of commerce. I believed that you are capable and reliable to champion this business opportunity. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $14.5m US dollars (Fourteen million five hundred thusand US dollars). In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family On 21 July, 2003 in a plane crash in Nairobi Kenya, killing all people on board and you can view the site for more details:http:/http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and my colleagues in my department now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.
The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after six years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
We agree that 35% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 5 % will be set aside for expenses incurred after the business and 60 % would be for me and my colleagues. There after I and my colleagues will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.
Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number,your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.
You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.
Trusting to hear from you immediately.
MR. DIALO MOHAMMED
Bill and exchange manager,
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)
Wednesday, 10 October 2007
Monday, 8 October 2007
Thanks for all the support on the last post guys, very much appreciated! And for those of you following my story E-Male the next chapter is up today.
Saturday, 6 October 2007
Tuesday, 2 October 2007
I can cope with all of these things, I think, but something nearly pushed me over the edge today when I dropped #3 son of at school. The lollipop lady was younger than me, younger by a lot! And, grrrrr, fucking grrrr; she made me wait while she stopped the traffic for me!
I wonder if I complain about her to the council I can get her the sack? Fuck, another 'getting old' sign!
PS. How come when I search for lollipop lady pictures I'm inundated with porn??