7 things I plan to do before I die.
- Journey to the centre of the earth.
- Wrestle a giant Panda to the death.
- Eat a Unicorns heart.
- Travel back in time.
- Turn lead into gold.
- Grow wings.
- Invent a machine that will simultaneously implode every silicone implant.
7 things I do now.
- Pole dance.
- Smuggle diamonds from South Africa.
- Act as Paris Hilton's body double.
- Train cats to kill people who don't stop at zebra crossings.
- Turn lead into silver.
- Read minds.
- Drive a lorry on the ice road.
7 things I won't do.
- Cross pollinate vegetables with dolphins.
- Sit in a bath of baked beans.
- Spin around in circles for an hour and thirteen minutes.
- Learn Mandarin.
- Travel on the Titanic.
- Walk to Australia.
- Eat my toenails.
7 things that attract me in the opposite sex.
- A pulse.
- At least 50% of their limbs are not prosthetic.
- An ability to dress themselves.
- An amiable carer.
- A lisp.
7 celebrities I admire.
- Busty Heart.
- Terry Gene Bollea.
- Duane Chapman.
- Homer J Simpson.
7 favourite foods.
- Barbecued Dolphin steaks.
- Deep fried kitten.
- Black olives stuffed with ground White Rhino horn.
- Freshly clubbed baby Seal on a bed of boiled rice.
- Sauteed puppy offal.
- Shark fin soup.
- Chimpanzee sweet and sour ribs.
Well there are a couple of things of the top of my head. I guess if I really thought about it I could find a few more!