Sunday, 28 October 2007

A Diet?!


It looks like we are going on a diet!

So here are some diet facts;

A diet is a weigh of life.

It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.

It's something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight.

The problem with curbing our appetites is that most of us do it at the drive in window of McDonalds.

The most fattening thing you can put in an ice cream sundae is a spoon.

The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes one weak.

Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.

The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.

Diets are for women who not only kept their girlish figure but doubled it.

A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.

Many women reduce and reduce, yet still never manage to become a bargain.

The best way to lose weight is by skipping ... snacks and desert.

Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two...alone.

People go to Weight Watchers to learn their lessens.

A diet is the modern-day meal in which a family counts its calories instead of its blessings.

A diet is what you go on when not only can't you fit into the store's dresses, you can't fit into the dressing room.

One guideline applies to fat and thin people alike: If you're thin, don't eat fast. If you're fat, don't eat - FAST.

I CAN'T be held responsible for any of these facts as I stole them from a web page!!

5 comments:

Lady in red said...

I take it that DJ's new diet is hitting you too lol

my son is joining me on my diet.

her indoors said...

ha ha see i told you you was going on it too! just off to eat me some lovely cheese cake:-)

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

Glad to read the 'we' in there! Maybe I should give you access to the private blog as well, so you can also get the tips!

Chopski said...

L in R; We always eat healthily, can't see it's going to make much difference.

HI; Just been and added Cheesecake to the diet!

Vi; That would be the royal 'we'. I could do with losing a large amount of usless fat but is your diet going to get my ex-wife off my back?

Pixie said...

broken bisciuts don't have any calories either appearantly!!
pxx