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I'm not good with these things but here's my effort;


7 things I plan to do before I die.

1. Journey to the centre of the earth.
2. Wrestle a giant Panda to the death.
3. Eat a Unicorns heart.
4. Travel back in time.
5. Turn lead into gold.
6. Grow wings.
7. Invent a machine that will simultaneously implode every silicone implant.

7 things I do now.

1. Pole dance.
2. Smuggle diamonds from South Africa.
3. Act as Paris Hilton's body double.
4. Train cats to kill people who don't stop at zebra crossings.
5. Turn lead into silver.
6. Read minds.
7. Drive a lorry on the ice road.

7 things I won't do.

1. Cross pollinate vegetables with dolphins.
2. Sit in a bath of baked beans.
3. Spin around in circles for an hour and thirteen minutes.
4. Learn Mandarin.
5. Travel on the Titanic.
6. Walk to Australia.
7. Eat my toenails.

7 things that attract me in the opposite sex.

1. A pulse.
2. Hair.
3. At least 50% of their limbs are not prosthetic.
4. Sober(ish)
5. An ability to dress themselves.
6. An amiable carer.
7. A lisp.

7 celebrities I admire.

1. Holly.
2. Bridget.
3. Kendra.
4. Busty Heart.
5. Terry Gene Bollea.
6. Duane Chapman.
7. Homer J Simpson.

7 favourite foods.

1. Barbecued Dolphin steaks.
2. Deep fried kitten.
3. Black olives stuffed with ground White Rhino horn.
4. Freshly clubbed baby Seal on a bed of boiled rice.
5. Sauteed puppy offal.
6. Shark fin soup.
7. Chimpanzee sweet and sour ribs.

Well there are a couple of things of the top of my head. I guess if I really thought about it I could find a few more!