Kahless wrote a Pissoem which she tells me means piss poor poem, I actually thought it was very good. Me I reckon I'm an expert at piss poor poems and to prove the fact I wrote a Pissoem about my day.
The Library by Chopski.
Today I went to the library to borrow a new book
I only had ten minutes so had a very quick look.
The choice was very limited and nothing that I'd fancy
no Stephen King no John Grisham not even Thomas Clancy.
They had on show a lot of Cd's, DVDs and audio cassettes,
kids books, atlases and loads of books on pets.
I asked the aging assistant for erotica or pornography
she gave me two by Mills and Boon and I went home for my tea.
I am available for weddings, parties and bar mitzvahs. I'm so confident of my ability in Pissoem writing that if you leave a topic in the comments box I'll write a Pissoem about it. Might not be today or tomorrow but sometime!!
The Library by Chopski.
Today I went to the library to borrow a new book
I only had ten minutes so had a very quick look.
The choice was very limited and nothing that I'd fancy
no Stephen King no John Grisham not even Thomas Clancy.
They had on show a lot of Cd's, DVDs and audio cassettes,
kids books, atlases and loads of books on pets.
I asked the aging assistant for erotica or pornography
she gave me two by Mills and Boon and I went home for my tea.
I am available for weddings, parties and bar mitzvahs. I'm so confident of my ability in Pissoem writing that if you leave a topic in the comments box I'll write a Pissoem about it. Might not be today or tomorrow but sometime!!
7 comments:
Thank-you very much and coming from an esteemed published author.
Whey hey!
I like your pissoem. Very good. I will come back later with a topic for your next one. Then you could compile an anthology of pissoems.
I like it! How about writing one using .... bathtub as a topic?
Ooo, you are the new 'Pam Ayers!'
Warts.
That's my topic, not what I think of you.
Radishes
pxx
K; No worries, I'll wait with baited breath.
DJ; I've done a bathtub and will post it later if I get time.
VI; Quite confident I can do a warts one and will get on to it as soon as.
P; Radishes! LOL! Might need a little more time for that one!!
How about...
fun
K; Fun? WTF! That may take some work!!
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