Friday, 9 July 2010

#3 son is a vampire

It's been a bit of an odd week though to have an odd week in this house is quite usual so does two odds make a normal and if so then we had a normal week which is odd which in turn is quite normal. Mmm I'm confused and have lost my train of thought! I keep telling myself not to write the first thing that comes into my head though who would win out of a giant mullet and killer tortoise might have made more sense.
#3 son is a vampire and his vampire friends come round to his room for a secret meeting everyday. Toby is one of them. George might be one too! There is a secret passage into the garden where there is a chest full of money which he used to buy his three screen TV (which has everything on it). He would give me some of his money but it's invisible so quite hard to spend. He doesn't drink blood you know and cant turn into a bat, he's not that type of vampire. Girls aren't allowed in the meetings apart from his mum and Ruby his other mum.
I better go and get him from school, he must be hungry though he doesn't seem keen on garlic at the moment!

1 comment:

DJ Kirkby said...

I'd just like to point out that Ruby is his ficticious other mum thankyouverymuch! As for the rest of it well it may all be true, who knows? Lol....I'm off to put on my white coat that does up in the back.