The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't" he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail. Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need"."I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the White Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure" said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin!? Damn...is it midnight already?'"
I hope this wasn't the pumpkin in question!
12 comments:
:) Love it! TFx
lmfao!!
Ahem...I thought you said that you'd destroyed that photo of me? Tsk...
I used to work in White Plains, NY. I belive every word of this.
V good!!
I like pumpkin - but I couldn't eat a hole one.
Love it :-)
C x
that photo made it's way into my life last Halloween, and despite it's utter grossness, it never fails to make me giggle!
"A pumpkin is soft and squishy inside" - now that's one active imagination.
TF; :)
K; Hope she dosen't lhao!
DJ; Sorry!
N; Would I lie to you?
C; :)
EAT; Cheeky!
C+C; :)
B; The old ones are the best ones or so they say!
JD; Imagination??
What do you think about Harry leaving?
K; As far as I'm concerned Pompey should never have taken him back after he left for Southampton!
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