A Pissoem for Vi.
Warts by Chopski.
When I woke up this morning I wasn't happy that I found
Lots of little growths of skin all bobbily and round.
There were warts on my finger, my arm, my chest, my arsehole
one on my nose and a few on my foot near my metatarsal.
They were on my back and on my face I didn't like them much
and I really wasn't crazy about the one upon my crotch.
I went with all my angst to see my mother across the road
She said pull yourself together you're not a human you're a toad!
6 comments:
FAN 'F*%KEN' TASTIC!!!!!!
Even though I nearly puked when I opened this post to see a photo of a toad.
I think Vi meant to say Fan fucking tastic!
:-)
It really is very very good. I have a smile on my face. Thank-you. And if you google pissoem you are item number 3 (to my 1 and 2 lol!)
Her Indoors will really enjoy the read when she gets back. (Missing you Mr Milo.)
Lol, you had this 'talent' hidden well Chopper! More please. How about...glass as a topic?
Love it!!
Glad you're enjoying them as they are fun to do.
Vi; Sorry about the pic!
K; I don't expect many people pissoem, lol!
DJ; Is this a talent?!
C; Thanks!
Nice fill someone in on and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you for your information.
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