A Pissoem for Vi.
Warts by Chopski.
When I woke up this morning I wasn't happy that I found
Lots of little growths of skin all bobbily and round.
There were warts on my finger, my arm, my chest, my arsehole
one on my nose and a few on my foot near my metatarsal.
They were on my back and on my face I didn't like them much
and I really wasn't crazy about the one upon my crotch.
I went with all my angst to see my mother across the road
She said pull yourself together you're not a human you're a toad!