Thursday, 1 November 2007


A Pissoem for Vi.

Warts by Chopski.

When I woke up this morning I wasn't happy that I found
Lots of little growths of skin all bobbily and round.

There were warts on my finger, my arm, my chest, my arsehole
one on my nose and a few on my foot near my metatarsal.

They were on my back and on my face I didn't like them much
and I really wasn't crazy about the one upon my crotch.

I went with all my angst to see my mother across the road
She said pull yourself together you're not a human you're a toad!


Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...


Even though I nearly puked when I opened this post to see a photo of a toad.

Kahless said...

I think Vi meant to say Fan fucking tastic!

It really is very very good. I have a smile on my face. Thank-you. And if you google pissoem you are item number 3 (to my 1 and 2 lol!)

Her Indoors will really enjoy the read when she gets back. (Missing you Mr Milo.)

DJ Kirkby said...

Lol, you had this 'talent' hidden well Chopper! More please. How as a topic?

Casdok said...

Love it!!

Chopski said...

Glad you're enjoying them as they are fun to do.

Vi; Sorry about the pic!

K; I don't expect many people pissoem, lol!

DJ; Is this a talent?!

C; Thanks!

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