Thursday, 1 November 2007

Warts


A Pissoem for Vi.


Warts by Chopski.

When I woke up this morning I wasn't happy that I found
Lots of little growths of skin all bobbily and round.

There were warts on my finger, my arm, my chest, my arsehole
one on my nose and a few on my foot near my metatarsal.

They were on my back and on my face I didn't like them much
and I really wasn't crazy about the one upon my crotch.

I went with all my angst to see my mother across the road
She said pull yourself together you're not a human you're a toad!

6 comments:

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

FAN 'F*%KEN' TASTIC!!!!!!

Even though I nearly puked when I opened this post to see a photo of a toad.

Kahless said...

I think Vi meant to say Fan fucking tastic!
:-)

It really is very very good. I have a smile on my face. Thank-you. And if you google pissoem you are item number 3 (to my 1 and 2 lol!)

Her Indoors will really enjoy the read when she gets back. (Missing you Mr Milo.)

DJ Kirkby said...

Lol, you had this 'talent' hidden well Chopper! More please. How about...glass as a topic?

Casdok said...

Love it!!

Chopski said...

Glad you're enjoying them as they are fun to do.

Vi; Sorry about the pic!

K; I don't expect many people pissoem, lol!

DJ; Is this a talent?!

C; Thanks!

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