Friday, 2 November 2007

Radishes



Prada Pixies pissoem.

Radishes by Chopski.
I am a renowned radish expert and just so that you know
I've won best of class for the last ten years at the local vegetable show!

My bulbs are red and polished, the leaves shiny and green
Last year the expert judge said the best he'd ever seen.

My radishes are organic I grow them in manure
No genetics in my crop of that you can be sure.

Now they may look really lovely and at the show they are a hit
but never ever eat them because they really taste like shit!

13 comments:

Lady in red said...

brilliant!

Lady in red said...

can I have one on spiders please please please

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

*giggling like mad*

Queen Vixen said...

So you have been radished eh Chopsk? ... you can put them in your tea too. They bob about and look pretty - ok, that really is enough, very last comment this Friday night .... brain frazzled .... unable to offer any kind of coherant thought process :o)

jAMiE said...

Mmmm, i enjoy a good radish with a bit of salt sprinkled on.

her indoors said...

am loving these, it would make a good little book of pissoems you know!
and of course i want one so as i have just been scotland i will hae one on Nessie the loch ness monster please, and how right is Kahless saying i will enjoy the catch up read!

DJ Kirkby said...

Lol, very good!

Chopski said...

L in R; I'm sure I can do a spider.

Vi; Lol!

QV; I must say radish isn't usually top of the shopping list!

J; To kill the slugs?

HI; Welcome back! I'll try and do a Nessie next week.

DJ; Ta hon!

Kahless said...

Fantastic!
How is the Fun by Chopski pissoem coming along?
:-)

Chopski said...

K; It's not really that easy!

Casdok said...

Such talent!

Pixie said...

Fatastic, Brilliant what a wondeful subject matter..... oh yes the poem was alright too!!!!
pxx

Chopski said...

C; Thanks for that!

P; How kind.