Prada Pixies pissoem.
Radishes by Chopski.
I am a renowned radish expert and just so that you know
I've won best of class for the last ten years at the local vegetable show!
My bulbs are red and polished, the leaves shiny and green
Last year the expert judge said the best he'd ever seen.
My radishes are organic I grow them in manure
No genetics in my crop of that you can be sure.
Now they may look really lovely and at the show they are a hit
but never ever eat them because they really taste like shit!