Loch Ness Monster by chopski.
I've come all the way to Urquhart Bay on a very special mission
I'm taking a boat on to the Loch and my aim it ain't a fishin'!
There's a huge monster living in these waters the locals call her Nessie
I aim to catch her with my harpoon gun and this could get quite messy.
My guide this week is Big Jocky who always wears a kilt
the wind was blowing strong this morning and I noticed he's well built!
He says the water is too rough today and a trip would be quite risky
so instead we'll go down to the pub and get drunk on the local whisky!