Monday, 5 November 2007
A pissoem for Lady in Red.
Spiders by chopski.
With eight legs they're very quick and sometimes black and hairy
nutters think they're rather cute but me I think they're scary!
Look they say about the web and it's intricate design
but me I say keep them away and then we will be fine.
The Black Widow or Funnel Web can kill you with a nip
so never touch a spider that would be my tip.
I do not like to kill them but if I see one black and red
I'll be stamping on it's back 'till the bloody thing is dead!