I was tasked to do a meme and here it is:
My favorite word: Bedtime.
My least favorite word: Work.
What turns me on? A switch behind my left ear.
What turns me off? Same one.
What sound do I love? Quiet.
What sound do you hate? My alarm clock.
What is your favorite curse word? I never, ever curse
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Anything that ends in merchant or mate eg; plumbers mate or builders merchant.
What profession would you not like to do? Postman.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Have you seen St Peter anywhere?