I took #3 son to the doctors today, he moved surgery to one nearer home and more convenient. He had to take a sample so did a wee in a small jar which I carried to school to get him then on to the doctors. Well, everyone says I always take the piss and today they would be right!
We were 2 minutes late and so were made to wait half an hour as a form of penance so I was determined to get my own back. When we finally got in to see the nurse she weighed him, measured him and then asked for the sample which I duly handed over. She opened it, stuck a multi-coloured piece of paper in it then tipped it away. As she took the jar and dropped it in the bin I exclaimed NOOO! I explained to her that I needed the jar for work in the morning to put my milk in. The colour drained from her face and it wasn't until she had hooked it out the bin that she realised I was taking the piss (again).
I don't think we'll be kept waiting there again. Or maybe we will!!