The 'C' Word!

How to tell that it's Christmas;

• Semi-inflated Santa's clinging to pitched roofs?
• A colourfully illuminated bush?
• Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
• Jack Frost nipping at your toes?
• Half price Halloween costumes?
• Copious amounts of vomit on the pavement?
• No snow?
• Youngsters are allowed to talk to strangers dressed up as someone else who is going to visit them in their bedroom when their parents are asleep?
• Fairy light envy?
• Unhealthy overdraft?

Unfortunately it's none of the above but you can actually tell when it's Christmas when every other advert on TV is a surreal perfume ad!!