Tuesday, 9 December 2008

The 'C' Word!

How to tell that it's Christmas;

  • Semi-inflated Santa's clinging to pitched roofs?
  • A colourfully illuminated bush?
  • Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
  • Jack Frost nipping at your toes?
  • Half price Halloween costumes?
  • Copious amounts of vomit on the pavement?
  • No snow?
  • Youngsters are allowed to talk to strangers dressed up as someone else who is going to visit them in their bedroom when their parents are asleep?
  • Fairy light envy?
  • Unhealthy overdraft?

Unfortunately it's none of the above but you can actually tell when it's Christmas when every other advert on TV is a surreal perfume ad!!


Trixie said...

My bush isn't colourfully illuminated...I just shaved it all off.

East Anglian Troy said...

This not just a Christmas, its an M&S Christmas.

Chopper said...

T; Ah Christmas with all the trimmings!

EAT; Are you really Joan Collins?