Tuesday, 12 February 2008

Why are men never depressed.


Men Are Just Happier People;
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £5.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier. Just ask Mr Happy Crack!

12 comments:

DJ Kirkby said...

I stare at your chest...'cos it is eye level with me! Crouch down when I'm talking at you! The xmas shopping one cracked me up.

Casdok said...

And i thought it was because us women look after you all so well.

katy said...

and you wonder why we call you Bloody Men!
but answer me this - who gets their own way more men or women huh! yep us!!!!

katy said...

my fav was - You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. LOL

Kahless said...

I wouldnt want your nasal or ear hair.

Pixie said...

yeah and they get man flu as well!!
pxx

nitebyrd said...

*sigh* Every one of these is so damn true. Life is not fair.

Kahless said...

Get well soon Chopper
*Kahless passes you some grapes*

Casdok said...

Sorry to hear you are not well. You need to get better to enjoy your time off next week!!

Cait O'Connor said...

Get well soon.

Maureen said...

OMG... you made me laugh and get jealous all at the same time.

Feel better soon.

tony said...

Yo Brother!