Back to work this week after three weeks off and I'm not coping well with the return. My legs ache, my shoulders ache, my headaches and every time I stop moving I fall asleep. I've fallen asleep so many times on the couch this week I've swapped the cushions for my pillow! And, and, I've been in bed by ten every night! It's getting so bad that when I woke up at 3:30 this morning and realised I still had another hour in bed I was so excited I couldn't go back to sleep! I can't do this for another 21 years! Please god, NOOOOOOO!
So this got me thinking (or maybe dreaming) if people (you) gave me some (loads) of money I could retire. I know it happens, people giving away fortunes to strangers and I'm not really a stranger, strange maybe? Or bloggers put little tag thingys on their blogs asking for donations, so I don't have a tag thingy, whats a tag thingy between friends?!
There you have it, your opportunity to help me stop falling asleep in Big Brother and let me retire. Large donations gratefully received. Thanks!!