Monday, 23 July 2007

Did I Lie? Of Course!

Thanks to Prada Pixie for getting me to do the list, I wasn't keen at first, but was a bit of fun in the end.


The first two were true, I was born in Newcastle Upon Tyne and my Grandma seemed to know everyone! The third one was also true unfortunately. I walked past a group of kids who were teasing someone by dropping their hat on a metal tube that joined the electrics on two road bridges. A young girl bent over to retrieve it, fell and never recovered! Number four? Natural highlights, sometimes called grey. Five for my sins was also true. I was even going to get in his car until I realised he stopped me for something else! I broke my arm after the drainpipe came away from the wall when I tried to get a football off the roof and mince is great for getting grease out of your nails.


So that leaves number six, though I don't really look at myself as superstitious. If not walking under ladders, throwing spilt salt over my shoulder, being nervous of only one magpie and having to say hello to it and not using a condom more than once makes me superstitious then I guess I must be.


Well done to Lady in Red who got the right answer!


11 comments:

her indoors said...

ha ha ha no bloody way you are rated as a U.
so what do you day to the magpie?
i go through 'good morning mr magpie hows your wife and family, have a nice day'
sad but true!

DJ Kirkby said...

You forgot to mention how your bones can be felt through the large bit of scar tissue on your arm, yech!

Chopski said...

Yes HI I do the good morning mr magpie stuff, sad but true!! I cant believe you dont think I'm a U!

DJ Kirkby said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again... you are a published author of erotica, how do you expect people to believe your life is rated as U?

Kahless said...

Yes Ivana, fess up and tell us the truth.

Janejill said...

Have you seen the latest TV ad for softer stools? - excruciating (no pun intended) -it has four woman sitting around a cafe - meant to be Sex in the City types, talking about how to make softer stools. Hope you get to see it....

Chopski said...

Hi janejill; Funny, I cant remember the last time I sat down with my mates and we discussed how hard our stools were!!

jAMiE said...

Hello there...i'm new here ...just want to say i am enjoying your blog and will be back!

DJ Kirkby said...

*Ahem* what happened to your 'post a day' pledge? I am still eagerly checking your blog every day yano!

Chopski said...

Hi Jamie, thanks for dropping by. Nice to know you enjoyed the blog, thank you.

DJ; I've been very busy recently but will get to it ASAP!

Lady in red said...

hi I am glad I worked it out wooo hooo me ;-)