Wednesday 30 May 2007

Tongue Twisters


Found this joke today and unashamedly stole it! Sorry! But it got me thinking 'but there for the grace of god go I'. I'm sure it's a small miracle that I don't spend the whole of my life walking around with a black eye!!

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours." The other guy says, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blond with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh,' and she socked me a good one."The first guy replies, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister, too! I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said,'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch".

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol, you're married? Your profile says partner!

Chris King said...

Been married, divorced and bought the t-shirt. Well I bought the t-shirt then she took it off my back! Am now living happily, unmarried, with my partner who, would never hit me! ;)

Lady in red said...

ooops