When I started blogging I intended to write one a day mainly as a discipline so I could go back and finish my novel! I've written 30,000 words, know what I want to write and have an end but am at a point where I think there is no point carrying on with it as I'll never get it published. Probably hasn't helped that I started two other novels, a number of short stories and am working on a number of other projects including building websites and painting the bedroom. Also it's a beautiful day outside and I'm inside, in front of the computer! Oh, and a small matter of a full-time job! But you know the biggest distraction? It's that little button on the top left hand corner of the screen that says 'next blog'!!
I just cant help myself! I sit for hours pressing it and what for? Well today I've looked at, to name but a few; a site in Russian, a pornographic webcam site, an Oriental site, a Nordic site, a site dedicated to videos (our sound card is broken!), an advertisement site, a young Chinese girl who is (fucking pissed off with Mr Ang)!'s site and the only English speaking blog, a homage to knitting and that came up twice!! I did come across an Oriental site which had a photo of a chubby Asian lady opening up the cheeks of her ass to reveal her bum-hole!? I left a comment saying 'that reminds me where did I leave my car keys?' so far they haven't replied!
I just cant help myself! I sit for hours pressing it and what for? Well today I've looked at, to name but a few; a site in Russian, a pornographic webcam site, an Oriental site, a Nordic site, a site dedicated to videos (our sound card is broken!), an advertisement site, a young Chinese girl who is (fucking pissed off with Mr Ang)!'s site and the only English speaking blog, a homage to knitting and that came up twice!! I did come across an Oriental site which had a photo of a chubby Asian lady opening up the cheeks of her ass to reveal her bum-hole!? I left a comment saying 'that reminds me where did I leave my car keys?' so far they haven't replied!
3 comments:
GROSS!
...but funny.
I know what you mean about the "next blog" button - that's how I got to your site. The tabasco bottle caught my eye, not as painfully as it did yours, and I've read down...some good stuff here - yes both gross and funny.
In real life I'm supposed to be sorting some postal issues for our forthcoming house move...so I can kind of justify time-wasting here because of the title. Good luck with the book.
I don't think I have ever press next blog. I just find comments by other people on the blogs I read and follow the links from one to another
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