Saturday, 19 January 2008

I'm soooo charitable


Today was a first for me, I felt sorry for a chav! The young lad had saved up all his money from robbing old ladies and small children. He had even traded in his Burberry cap for a bad copy down the market all to buy himself a car. The white Mini Metro gta was his pride and joy, he'd cleaned and polished it bought new hub-caps and a shinny petrol cap. Then on Thursday disaster happened, someone (perhaps they knew him) wrote with a black marker pen in large letters on the bonnet; COCK! I guessed he hadn't seen it because it was still there when I walked past the car this morning but when I walked back he was out with his girlfriend and a bucket of soapy water scrubbing. It was such a sad sight the pair of them in the howling gale and pouring rain getting their tracksuits wet trying to rub his cock off. I nearly shed a tear!

4 comments:

DJ Kirkby said...

Lol, you've got enough imagination for 3 people!

katy said...

LOL! I so agree with dj, your imagination is wild!

Kahless said...

LOL!
I agree three!

Chopski said...

It's all true (well nearly) and I have proof! I took a picture on my mobile phone of the car and anyone who wants to see it only has to ask. I cant post it on here because my teeth are too white or not blue enough or something! In my imagination, pah!