Friday, 7 December 2007

Christmas One-liners


What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
It has NO EL.

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
He likes to ho-ho-ho.

How does Santa Claus take photos?
With his North Pole-aroid.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.

Why are Christmas trees like people who can't knit?
They both drop their needles!

Which reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph!

What do you call a group of chess fanatics bragging about their
games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claus!

What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!

11 comments:

Chopski said...

Sorry!!

DJ Kirkby said...

Lol, they must be pretty bad jokes 'cos I 'get them'...well most of them anyway.

Merelyme said...

awww what a fun blog you have here! love your jokes...i will have to stop by again soon.

Pixie said...

what happened to the man that stole all the calenders.... he got 12 months... boom boom!
pxx

katy said...

LOL you been opening the christmas crackers!

katy said...

call over to see me, got you somat!

Casdok said...

Love your wit!

Chopski said...

DJ; Bad as in bad or bad as in good?

M; Hi and thanks! See you soon.

P; Was that Basil Brush?

K; I bloody well write the cracker jokes! Thanks for the award will put it up tomorrow.

C; Thanks but most are stolen! LOL!

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Chris said...

Pah

take a gander said...

Great!