I've been tagged by The Lady in Red to do this;
8 passions in my life
8 things to do before I die
Eat my weight in pickled onions.
Put my elbow in my ear.
Ride through the city naked on the back of a white tiger.
Score the winner in the FA cup final.
Not cough when I smell vinegar.
Invent a program that automatically deletes these questionnaires.
Cause havoc in one of those disabled peoples electric cars.
Drive the wrong way around the M25.
8 things I often say
You're going to put that where?
No Fucking way!
YOU say it won't hurt!
Put it back!
I think you can get cream for that!
8 Books I read recently
Allegiance To The King - Neil Downe.
Twelve inch cock -Ivor Biggon.
Daddy are We There Yet? - Miles Away.
Arse! - Seymour Butt.
Not Bogged Down In Reality - Jason Rainbows.
Split Personalities - Jacqueline Hyde.
Hole in the Bed - Mister Completely.
Fixing Computer Programs - Dee Bugger.
8 songs that mean something to me
If - Telly Savalis.
Do the Funky Gibbon - The Goodies.
The Chicken Song - Spitting Image.
With My Little Stick of Blackpool Rock - George Formby.
The Fastest Milkman in the West - Benny Hill.
‘Ello John, Got a New Motor - Alexei Sayle.
It’s Raining Men - The Weather Girls.
I’m Too Sexy - Right Said Fred.
8 Qualities I look for in a friend
The ability to laugh with me, not at me you bastards.
Likes to drive and not drink.
Selection and predilection to share large quantities of fine wine!