Monday, 12 October 2009

Cycling tips.

#3 son got to take his bike to school on a council initiative. He had fun, learnt to stop without throwing himself to the ground in a dramatic fashion (so he tells me anyway) and brought home some council propaganda.

In a fit of boredom I read the literature that accompanied him home and had to share with you number 6 in the 'ten top tips for cycling'. I swear this is true!

6. ALWAYS stop at red traffic lights, it's not safe to jump them and you'll either make drivers mad at you or feel really guilty when they run you over!

I never feel guilty when I run kids over who jump red lights!!

18 have your say!:

DJ Kirkby said...

I would never have belived me if I hadn't seen the leaflet with my own eyes. And, Mr Superstitious, you'd better deleted your final sentence before you jinx yourself...some jokes just aren't funny. xo

Joe Stein said...

Semantic point DJ.
If a joke isn’t funny, is it still, by definition, a joke?

Joe Stein said...

Damn! Forgot to leave the joke about the red kid who jumped when I ran over a light.

DJ Kirkby said...

Hi Joe
I don't think either of you are funny but that wouldn't be the frist time would it? x

Joe Stein said...

It’s an acquired taste, DJ. I think we’re absolutely hilarious. BUT ONLY IN THE UNIVERSE OF OUR OWN LITTLE MINDS. Please see large ‘Enter at your own peril’ sign on the intergalactic doorway outside.

Joe Stein said...

Hey, Chopper, why am I defending us? She’s your missus, you do it!

Chopper said...

Joe you do it so well and I'm happy to stand by and let you carry on!

Joe Stein said...

You just want me to get into deeper trouble!
That's what you get from a six foot plus lantern-jawed postie. Just 'cos you don't want to be put back in the cupboard again...

DJ Kirkby said...
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DJ Kirkby said...

You two are hilarious sometimes. We miss you Joe, move that family of yours somewhere with a slower, healthier pace(and closer to us).

Joe Stein said...

Having just been on your blog, DJ and seen your family home on the vid, there's NO WAY I'm bringing my lot anywhere near you guys!

DJ Kirkby said...

Pish! What? You're scared of a little family sing song? You don't like our cobwebs? You dissapoint me Stein....

Joe Stein said...

You’re disappointed in me? Imagine how I feel!
It’s the primeval fear thing, DJ. I’m fine on reality, but the Kirkby-King clan as a supernatural singing phenomena? That’s a scary image.

DJ Kirkby said...

Oh...yeah...good point actually! xo

Troy said...

These comments are like overhearing a three way telephone conversation!

Glad to see you back blogging Chopper, I was beginning to think you couldn't blog and be married at the same time.

Joe Stein said...

Troy, he can’t. He’s not really there. He never got past the honeymoon weekend and DJ’s desperately trying to cover it up. The pictures on DJ’s blog are ancient and the patios been redone recently. And that’s why nowdays, if you’ve noticed, THEY NEVER BLOG ON THE SAME DAY!

DJ Kirkby said...

Bwahahahahaaaaa!!!!

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